哈嘍小伙伴們 ，今天給大家科普一個小知識。在日常生活中我們或多或少的都會接觸到英語幽默笑話三篇范本方面的一些說法，有的小伙伴還不是很了解，今天就給大家詳細的介紹一下關于英語幽默笑話三篇范本的相關內容。

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　　笑一笑，十年少。愁一愁，白了頭。為了讓大家也能笑一笑，下面是小編為您收集整理的英語幽默笑話三篇，希望大家開心!

　　想做壞夢

　　Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam."

　　"Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied.

　　"Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.

　　在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個夢，夢見我通過了今天的考試。”

　　“不要相信夢，親愛的。據說夢中的經歷通常與現實相反。”媽媽答道。

　　“那么，我真希望在今晚的夢中，我的其他功課都不及格。”湯姆說。

　　我教老師

　　Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?

　　Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.

　　母親問她年幼的兒子：寶貝，今天老師教了你些什么?

　　兒子驕傲地說：什么都沒教，媽媽。她反倒問我一加二等于幾，我告訴她等于三。

　　一分一塊錢

　　A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.

　　Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."

　　The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.

　　一天，教授正在給學生們監考。他發下試卷，然后回到講臺前等待。

　　考試結束了，學生們紛紛交回試卷。教授發現一張試卷上別著一張百元鈔票，還有一張紙條寫著：“一分一塊錢。”

　　第二堂課，教授把試卷都發回學生們手中。其中一個學生不但得到了試卷還得到64塊錢的找零。